yeahyeah , i'm so bored , i can die of boredom anytime ! so to prevent myself from vanishing from this world , i'm going to occupy myself by interviewing my imaginary friend no. 2 . heeeeeheehehe.
me : hello , what's your name ?
him : leehom .
me : HUR ? THE ONE WHO SANG KISS YOU GOODBYE AND FOREVER LOOVE !?
him : yeah i think so .
me : MY FRIENDS FREAKING LOVE YOU . THEY ARE GOING TO BE SO JEALOUS OF ME WHEN THEY SEE THIS POST . MAY I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH ?
him : i don't know how to sign .
me : huh ? you signed for millions of fans before right ! WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T KNOW .
him : hrm , who did i say i was ?
me : gawk , you're leehom .
him : naw wait , i think i said wrongly . i'm your papa .
me : what the #$%$^%# . you're too young to be my father .
him : I'M YOUR REAL FATHER !
me : DADDY !!!!!!!!! OMG !. what the fuck , do you think we're in a television programme or whatever . shoot you .
him : nah , i think i'm your table .
me : HUH ? FUCK YOU MAN.
him : i think i'm woman .
me : uni-sex , happy ?
him : gahaha , i'm christina tan pei ching .
me : screw you , there's only one christina tan pei ching in this world and she's me . AND IM A GIRL , NOT UNI-SEX .
him : hey , don't take my line you imposter.
me : WHATEVER . YOU'RE THE REAL IMPOSTER.
him : i'm the real christina you mean ?
me : DAMNIT !
him : haahhahas .
me :WHERE ARE YOU BORN AT THE REAL CHRISTINA ? WHICH DAY WHAT DATE WHEN AND WHAT TIME ?
him : uhh . i shan't tell you . i know you want the answer .
me : HAH YOU LOSE!!
him : *vanish in thin air*
me : CURSE YOU FRIEND ! DAMNIT , YOU AREN'T MY FRIEND AT ALL!!!!!
shit that ass .lols.
xoxotina
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