pissed off ;

chew her head lah . go and change everyone's seats except for three lucky humans.
AND THEN NOW ME AND SUHANA SEPARATED . ciao that auntie , move me from the back to the middle row . in the end still sit at the back ( the old seat) because i'm blocking the people behind me . advantage of being tall , get this straight . then i sit beside the bastard flirty attitude xiao chi BAI guy's friend , who was luckily , oppostie of this personality lah . quiet and whatever . at least i have better sitting arrangement than vani , who was sitting with the hyper-active guy . then her area there so much noise . whatthehell . i missed noises and musics at my area. anyway , miss suhana lah . we used to rant so much .then sing so much . then talk so much . and squeak and make a fool of ourselves . stupid lah , that ciao chewed-off nothing better to do and think of auntie . whatever , during her maths i show attiude face lah . i don't have the freaking mood to go through her lesson . at least when im bored can talk to suhana . now like no one to talk to . fine , i'll talk to my IMAGINARY FRIEND . that's where she comes in .


me : hello , what's your name , friend ?


she : my name ar , bitch chio .


me : waw , your parents actually named you that ar . nothing better to think like the ciao auntie over there , teaching our class ar ?


she : no lah , because i AM a female dog . a chio one indeed .


me : waw seh . chio meh . no face . like that then the ugly become more than chio liao lor . bullshit lah you .


she : no face ? i have face see ? i can smile and laugh ((: . and what bull shit ? i'm not a bulldog lah . i'm a pretty-faced unknown dog from outer space . i don't shit , cuz i'm kinda different from other dogs around here . you are lucky to have me as a friend because i don't chose un-bitches as a friend . apperciate it , un-bitch .

me : chew your words lah . what outer space crap you talking ? you don't shit then you do what ? shit through your mouth ?


she : our stomach digests the food that we've eaten and then .........( some stupid basic science concept ) ...
WA LAH ! a process that we , the outer space chio bus , will go through is WASTE REMOVAL . it's when the undigestive waste comes out from our butthole and we have to force it out . well , you will have to go through it to understand . you're a human , i thought human are basically smart creatures ? do i have to explain everything ? well .....


me : **** YOU LAHs . ISN'T IT THE SAME AS SHITTING . PANG SAI LAH . GO TOILET SHIT . BIG BUSINESS , MAKE CAKE , GET IT . YOU OUTER SPACE NON-HUMAN NON-CREATURE DON'T KNOW WHAT KIND OF FUCK YOU ARE KANASAI LAH . SHIT MEANS SHIT WHAT , STILL GOT WHAT , WASTE REMOVAL .SO CHEEM FOR WHAT SIA


she : my my , i didn't know human creatures are so unfriendly and vuglar , i should have listened to my bitchymama and not come to Earth to talk to hideous creatures like you !


me : ME VULGAR AR , you more worst lah . call your mama bitchy . ta ma de , is you come talk to me one right , not happy ar .


she : gosh , this is what we usually call our bitchymamas . (female dog mother) .


me : WHATEVER , I HAD ENOUGH OF YOU . suppose to make me happy you make me evenmore pissed off .
*kicks bitch chio off*


she : *falls down from the 4th floor of my school * no ... byebye my bitchy ..... ma .. ma ...



me : walua , next time must choose my friend wisely . choose one human and easy to talk one . chey . ~



THE END .



waluas , i just realised i'm so free and boliao to do all this . better go study liao lahs.
btw , sorry for all the bad words used . i need to let off some pressure mahs .
tomorrow must get a NEW IMAGINARY friend . this time , not some unknown bitch whatever.


* i apologise if i've offended anyone though . (: *


yeah , finally got the class tee!! very nice !!! hahas . liked it alot (: .
and tomorrow , teehee , taking cab to school because i have to bring the class tee to school .
(i'mtakingitwitht-rex^^)
anyway , tomorrow got chinese test . heck care lah . i see my chinese no hope . lols . anyway , i'll still put in my best effort . EVERYONE , JIAYOU FOR COMMON TEST !
fuck shit , i better start revising . (:



xoxotina