once upon a time, POOF!

long long ago, when LCDs computer were just invented by some computer genius.
a girl named Christina got curious and bought one to test it out.

"HOLY CRAP! IT'S GOOD AND WILL NOT GIVE AS MUCH DAMAGE AS A NORMAL MONITOR WOULD DO TO YOUR EYES!
the speed is fast and the resolution is SUPER AMAZING!" that shit-ass Christina thought.

so, she downloaded many games and played and played forever, never willing to let her ass out of the chair and eyes off of the computer.



"Can't Take My Eyes Of You screen ~" she sang and broke her glass cup.









Suddenly, Munchy Fairy, a fairy goddess sent down to punish lazy and naughty children teenagers

Christina have been a very lazy bitch who only spend her time with the LCD computer and naughty ass who won't go to school or do her homework.

so then, Munchy Fairy cast a curse upon Christina,










Christina became a fat pig and Munchy Fairy disappear herself away, contented of her achievement.
But Munchy Fairy made one very WRONG mistake.


Christina is a pig with two hands and two feets.
so Christina made used of her two little hands to play computer.
IT WORKED!

And so, she live happily ever after with her computer.
Munchy Fairy could not come back to punish her because of her wrong mistake, God banished her forever.

WOO!! I OWN THAT FAIRY ASS :D